Willie Levine and Toby Klondike with The Ben Allen Band
(Lyrics to Garth Brook’s “Friends in Low Places”)
No one can deny, that we golf with great guys,
Like Ciuni, Mazzei, JP and Hewes
We have a great place, where we all embrace
Even though the club is charging us more dues
Now the season’s almost done, its been a good run
We made memories that are long lasting and funny
The Stampede is the best event, by 100%
And it’s the only one with prizes paid out in money!
Cause we hit our shots in all the wrong places
Where the birdiejuice flows and the beer chases
Don’t care how we play, And we’ll be OK
Yeah, We love to see your smiling faces
When we dream of making birdies and fire some aces
But we hit our shots, in all the wrong places
Toby Klondike stopped by, I think just to say hi
He’s been working on his game and his core,
His swing is all right, I think his future looks bright
He may actually start posting his real score
Hey, I’m Willie Levine, a true birdie machine
Just gimmee a putt now and then
But our scores will stay high and we’ll never lie,
Just don’t adjust our GHIN
Cause we hit our shots in all the wrong places
Where the birdiejuice flows and the beer chases
Don’t care how we play, And we’ll be OK
Yeah, We love to see your smiling faces
When we dream of making birdies and fire some aces
But we hit our shots, in all the wrong places
Willie Levine and Toby Klondike with The Ben Allen Band
(Lyrics to Willie Nelson’s – On The Road Again)
At The Stampede again
I just can't wait to play in The Stampede again
The life I love is golfing with my friends
And I can't wait to play in The Stampede again
At The Stampede again
Hitting in places that I've never been
Ugly shots that I hope I never see again
And I can't wait to play in The Stampede again
At The Stampede again
Like a band of choppers we march down the fairway
We're the best of friends
Praying that the putts keep fallin’ our way
And our way…
Is at The Stampede again
I just can't wait to play in The Stampede again
The life I love is golfing with my friends
And I can't wait to play in The Stampede again
At The Stampede again
Like a band of choppers we march down the fairway
We're the best of friends
Praying that the putts keep fallin’ our way
And our way…
Is at The Stampede again
I just can't wait to play in The Stampede again
The life I love is golfing with my friends
And I can't wait to play in The Stampede again
And I can't wait to play in The Stampede again
LIttle Blake Caputo and The Stampedettes with Willie Levine, Toby Klondike and The Ben Allen Band
(Lyrics to Toby Keith’s - I Love This Bar)
We got grinders
We got players
Sandbaggers and sprayers
We got slicers
We got hookers
We even got some good lookers
And the girls at the club dress up like movie stars
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love Miromar
We got Gina
We got Tabby
Josh, Denise, Michelle and Maddie
And we got hustlers
We got wise guys
Dumb asses, with plenty of alibis
And a player who says "get in the jar"
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love Miromar
I love Miromar
It’s my kind of place
Just walking through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
Don’t worry about shooting par
Come as you are
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love Miromar
We got Mendosa
We got family and brothers
And everyone looks out for one another
We got stampedes
We got fox trots
Guys who hit wild and crazy shots
And it’s our friends and members who are the stars
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love Miromar
We got two off the first tee
two of the first tee
And if you’re with Jack, drinks are free
with Jack, drinks are free
I like the Tuesday shotgun
I like Tuesday dinner with my hun
But I love Miromar
It’s my kind of place
Hanging with Baj, JP and Holsworth
Puts a big smile on my face
Don’t worry about shooting par
Come as you are
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love Miromar
Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, I love Miromar
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